21 October 2011

Taylor Swift Shrinking Perfume

Shrunken Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift was so excited to unveil her new perfume range. Especially such a unique perfume – it shrank the user for a few hours. As part of the unveiling, Taylor demonstrated the effects of the perfume –while secretly hoping that her dressmaker hadn’t messed up the size-changing fabric in her dress. With a quick spray, the young singer was reduced to a fraction of her usually tall stature. The crowd seemed to love it, and Taylor secretly enjoyed seeing the world from such a different (though strangely fun) perspective.

She was about to start the next stage of the presentation (which included her singing a song with her newly high-pitched voice) when her manager stepped on stage. “We’re pleased to announce a short competition,” she said, “everyone who purchases a sample of this perfume tonight will have a chance to own Taylor Swift – shrunken, of course – for the night!”

“Wait, what?!” cried Taylor in her tiny voice, “I never agreed to that!”

“Yes you did little one,” her manager said with a sly smile. As she spoke, she leaned down and sprayed Taylor with the perfume bottle again. As the tiny Taylor began to shrink again, her manager lifted her up onto the pedestal for press photographs.

“Next time you should read your contract more carefully.”

Shrunken Kristen Stewart in Bed

Shrunken Kristen Stewart

20 October 2011

Kaley Cuoco shrinks Lea Michele

Kaley Cuoco shrinks Lea Michele

Ke$ha shrinks Selena Gomez

Ke$ha shrinks Selena Gomez

Singer Ke$ha had recently heard a radio interview of Selena Gomez, and was annoyed to hear the young starlet make fun of her and her music. So imagine her delight when, only a few weeks later, she found herself staying at the same hotel resort as Selena! Keen for a little revenge (and probably a little tipsy), Ke$ha followed her to the hotel’s swimming pool area.

“Time to try out the new shrink ray!” she thought mischievously, taking aim while Selena was distracted. After a quick flash of light, Selena found herself staring up at a giant smiling Ke$ha.

“How do you like me now?” teased Ke$ha as she scooped the tiny girl up and waded into the pool. “We are going to have so much fun together!”

Suddenly remembering that she was in public, Ke$ha realised that she needed to hide the small girl. “I guess this is as good a place as any to keep you,” she giggled, as she gently slid the small squirming girl between her large slippery breasts. She just loved the sensation of it. “If you keep fidgeting like that, I might have to move you someplace a little more fun!”

“And I hope nobody saw me do that!” she said, looking around the pool area. “Otherwise Selena might be getting some tiny company!”